Percy:Wow. When he started looking back on the war with Kronos as the good old days- that was sad.
Percy:"This place smells like my ex stepfather."
Percy:"The Phlegethon? Sounds like a marathon for hawking spitballs."
Annabeth:"Thanks I'll have a smile on my face as I plummet to my death."
Leo:"Hey man it's cool you're Canadian right? I didn't expect you to get me an Independence Day present or anything... Unless you wanted to."
Leo:The face seemed to be trying to eat its way into the room.
Leo:Note to self do not leave boxes of magic grenades where dwarfs can reach them.
Leo:Leo figured that meant "KILL THEM" easy translation since most of the coach's sentences involved the word kill.
Leo:"Well I dunno. Let me pull my dwarf tracking GPS out of my tool belt."
Leo:He really didn't need to see a godly groin this early in the morning.
Leo:"Man you just wasted an awesome entrance."
Leo:"All by myself I'm special that way."
Percy:Percy had taken his girlfriend on some romantic walks before. This wasn't one of them.
Percy:When they needed a drink, the best they could do was sip some refreshing liquid fire. Yep percy definitely knew how to show a girl a good time.
Percy:"Including the kind that eats hang gliders."
Percy:"We should keep moving. You want some more fire to drink?"
Percy:"Keep climbing.. Cheeseburgers.. Shut up.. With fries."
Frank:He had no idea why he'd become a reticulated python but it did explain his dream about slowly swallowing a cow.
Ares:"Throttle him! Throttle everyone! Who are we talking about again?"
Piper:"I uh... I'll admit I'm not great with cows."
Leo:"Personally I'm trying to avoid lots of death but you guys have fun!"
Nico:"It was in the Africanus Extreme Expansion deck."
Triptolemus:"My friends call me Trip so don't call me that."
Ares:"I love this guy! Kill him anyway!"
Frank:"Wow farming. Congratulations."
Frank:As for Nico, he was still a corn plant.
Annabeth:Just another lovely day in the dungeon of creation.
Annabeth:"Connor give this to Rachel, not a prank, don't be a moron love Annabeth."
Percy:"Only a thousand times? Oh good... I thought we were in trouble."
Percy:"I appreciate the offer but my mom told me not to accept curses from strangers."
Percy:Seriously who curses you with their dying breath and says: I hope your eye twitches!
Rachel:"I hit Kronos in the eye with this hairbrush once. Otherwise no."
Leo:"She's alive thank the gods and pass the hot sauce."
Favonius:"Jason Grace, the West Wind has been called many things... Warm, gentle, life-giving, and devilishly handsome, but I have never been called startling."
Favonius:"Yes Jason Grace. I fell in love with a dude. Does that shock you?"
Jason:"Great now he's spouting greeting cards."
Jason:"Were you that ugly?"
Nico:"I had a crush on Percy, that's the truth. That's the big secret."
Annabeth:Percy was part of her- a sometimes annoying part sure but definitely a part she could not live without.
Piper:"Clever, take you all day to think up that line?"
Percy:"Awesome, could we get two orders of that to go?"
Percy:"That's very nice of you, but I'v had enough poison for one trip."
Leo:"Yeah my bad I should've crashed on one of the other islands."
Leo:Kind of a Tarzan look, if Tarzan came in extra-small Latino.
Leo:"Right, whenever an engine malfunctions I like to tap-dance around it. Works every time."
Leo:The Mistress of Mud, The Princess of Potty Sludge.
Percy:"Poseidon's underpants you can't be serious."
Jason:But in his version Piper was a Kung Fu assassin.
Percy:Death Mist Annabeth looked like a freshly risen zombie.
Percy:A Titan strode toward them casually kicking lesser monsters out of his way.
Percy:"Easy-peasy. Except for... Well everything."
Frank:If only to stuff a teddy bear down the throat of that slime all augur.
Leo:"Did I miss the poison? Cause I love poison."
Nico:"Uh... You also have an arrow sticking through your arm."
Annabeth:For all she knew she was drooling as badly as Percy did when he slept.
Jason:"Dude" Jason gave Percy a bear hug.
Leo:"Way to go Zhang. Now you can order Octavian to fall on his sword."
Reyna:"Oh obviously, without you I doubt Percy could find his way out of a paper bag."
Percy:He kept expecting Big Mama Statue to come alive and chew him out for getting her daughter into so much trouble- or maybe just step on him without a word.
Percy:It almost sounded like Nico had read his mind and was agreeing that Athena should step on him.
Frank:"When we take over command our first order of business should be to load Octavian into the nearest catapult and fire him as far away as possible."
Percy:Heck percy kind of liked the coach's idea of using it as a missile and sending Gaea up in a godly nuclear mushroom cloud.
Percy:"Bob says hello," he told the stars.
I have been singing randomly, obsessively, obnoxiously for as long as I can remember.